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jonesy in ssbu's avatar

checking off my calendar like duolingo but not wiping throughly… worried about the wrong streak </3

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Sweetvee's avatar

I realized a few years ago that fantasy is almost always better than the real thing. I loved this <3

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angus's avatar

Your writing is incredible— your voice is so funny and creative.

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Chrissy's avatar

thank you so much ❤️

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Hayley H's avatar

Thank u estrogen. Volcel chrissy… welcome to the resistance.

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seawave's avatar

“estrogenated post-nut clairvoyance” is an incredible incredible use of the english language wow

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Gage Tarlton's avatar

the last paragraph >>>>>

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Femcel's avatar

this was thrilling and terrific to read. the type of thing that makes me so grateful for this website and to live in a time of mass, accessible media. this spoke to my femcel soul. i am still in my neurotic super horny era but ive come down from it a little and tuned into the fact that i might just crave touch more than actual sex part of the time. i dont relate to the sex for validation or gold star stuff, i just truly unfortunately have the sex drive of a gorilla but the way you wrote and spoke about your experience was hilarious, biting, and smart.

also ive mostly been having lesbian sex which is kind of like jiu jitsu with/without a dildo, so very heavy on touch and sensuality. as a goonette i relate to your commitment to aceggotry. sometimes the best thing is a good solo session.

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Madi's avatar

This eats - it’s so fascinating to me how our relationship to sax is always changing and yes it always feels like an extreme for me.

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Tran Sender's avatar

I did the sexual duo lingo streak while I was still a """straight man""" and honestly that comes with some long lasting scars of its own. Wondering why sex is so horrifically dissociative and crossing off every tolerable possibility until you *finally* accept you're just a doll

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Naomi Kanakia's avatar

Highly relate: "I swear you would have thought I had a calendar on my fridge and added a gold star after every weekend I ended with a man. Yayyy Chrissy!! You are fuckable and sought-after!!! Didn’t really matter who he was, what he looked like, whether the dick was good, or if he repulsed me in the light of day. The specific man was less important than being able to check off the sex act like a Duolingo streak."

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Lou's avatar

“I’m like the Joan of Arc for femcels” is a line that goes crazy

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Freya's avatar

This is my favorite thing I’ve read here. You’re so funny but you’ve also touched on something so real and relatable literally love this thank u

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henri's avatar

this was one of the most enjoyable and real things I've read on here

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avery rose's avatar

"I'd rather be alone in my bedroom than alone in his." beautiful👏

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gabrielle.'s avatar

So. good. Thank you

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rhea's avatar

BRAVA

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