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jonesy in ssbu's avatar

taking an edible at the airport feels like everyone is trying to kill you because they are

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vin's avatar
Mar 18Edited

when i was talking to 2 grindr gays at my airport gate and they both ghosted me. and then i saw them go sit next to each other. that plane could have gone down i wouldn’t have gaf

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Chrissy's avatar

i’m CRYINGGG

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e||ie's avatar

Salivating, I love reading about someone who shares my passionate hatred. From the moment I enter the mere zip code of the airport I become a feral bitch

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the la belle de jour's avatar

You don't get altitude sickness from planes. The cabin is pressurized and there's plenty of oxygen. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that there's no scientific explanation. You're just a weak little bitch.

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Ann K Sterzinger's avatar

Well, all the airport BS aside, you ARE being magically transferred across the globe, near-instantly, inside of a miracle tube of earthling ingenuity.

The only reason they have to make it suck is because most people don't play nice

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